Food jokes

A man took his family to a Chinese resaurant one night. After being seated and having their drinks delivered, the waiter recited the specialites of the evening.

We have moo shoo chicken, chicken almondine, beef and 5 star vegetable and lasagna.

The man was surprised and exclaimed .. but this is a Chinese restaurant!

The waiter replied, Yes, but this is a Jewish neighborhood.

Most viewed Jokes (20)