Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, I hope I develop a taste for the stuff. It goes down real rough.
Well, she asked, how long did you cook it?
Youre supposed to cook it? he said.
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasnt been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor says, Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water.
Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers, My goodness, doc, exactly whats my problem?
Doctor says, Youre not drinking enough water.
15
Apr
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