There were these three guys at a football game and it just so happened that they were sitting behind three nuns. They couldnt see really well over their habits, so one of the guys says, "Man, I wish I lived in Ohio, theres only 25 Catholics there." One of the other guys says, "Well, I wish I lived in Idaho because there is only 20 Catholics there." Then the last guy says, "Well, I wish I lived in Oregon there are only 15 Catholics there. Then one of the nuns turns around and says, "Why dont you go to hell — there are no Catholics there!"