For a hundred bucks

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
Hi, is Tony home?
No, he went to the store.
Well, you mind if I wait?
No, come in.
They sit down and the friend says, You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. Id give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell – a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, They are so beautiful Ive got to see the both of them. Ill give you
another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together.
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he cant wait
any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, You know, your weird friend Chris came over.
Tony thinks about this for a second and says Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?

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