Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.The first one tells her friends, My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father.The second Catholic woman chirps, Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, Your Grace.The third Catholic woman says smugly, Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say Your Eminence.The fourth replies, My son is a gorgeous, 6 2 hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, … My God ….