An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 Passengers left, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, Bill Clinton said I am president of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc., so he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, said Im Antoine Walker, one the best NBA Basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I cant afford to die so he takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane.
The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said I am the wife of the President of the United States, a soon to be New York Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world, so she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.
The fourth passenger, Pope John Paul the second, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, I am old and frail and I dont have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute.
The boy scout said Its Ok, theres a parachute left for you. The worlds smartest woman took my backpack.
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Feb
Additional Jokes From "Political"
- A Dream
- The Great Wizard of Oz
- Ya gotta love Canadian men
- Question and answer Clinton joke
- Why does Bill Clinton wear
- Quotes About Politics
- Did you hear that Clinton
- Why did Bill get into
- Bush the Post Turtle
- What is Bills definition of
- Clinton said that his relationship
- Ned: The Most Popular Man in the World
- Letters to the President (crude)
- The Clinton Years
- The fierce civil wars