The judge looked amazedly at the couple in front of him. Youre 97, he
gasped, Your wife is 95, and youve been married for almost 75 years.
Why, at this stage of your lives, have you decided that you want a divorce?

That woman has driven me crazy long enough, your honor. I only married
her in the first place because I had to, and I cant stand it another day.

Then why have you waited this long?

Well, we knew how a divorce would hurt our kids, so we waited until they
died.