The huge college freshman figured hed try



out for the football team. Can you tackle?



asked the coach.



Watch this, said the freshman, who proceeded



to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering



it to splinters.



Wow, said the coach. Im impressed. Can you run?



Of course I can run, said the freshman. He



was off like a shot, and, in just over nine



seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.



Great! enthused the coach. But can you pass



a football?



The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a



few seconds. Well, sir, he said, if I can



swallow it, I can probably pass it.