09
Feb

Freshman

The huge college freshman figured hed try



out for the football team. Can you tackle?



asked the coach.



Watch this, said the freshman, who proceeded



to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering



it to splinters.



Wow, said the coach. Im impressed. Can you run?



Of course I can run, said the freshman. He



was off like a shot, and, in just over nine



seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.



Great! enthused the coach. But can you pass



a football?



The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a



few seconds. Well, sir, he said, if I can



swallow it, I can probably pass it.

Most viewed Jokes (20)