The huge college freshman figured hed try

out for the football team. Can you tackle?

asked the coach.

Watch this, said the freshman, who proceeded

to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering

it to splinters.

Wow, said the coach. Im impressed. Can you run?

Of course I can run, said the freshman. He

was off like a shot, and, in just over nine

seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

Great! enthused the coach. But can you pass

a football?

The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a

few seconds. Well, sir, he said, if I can

swallow it, I can probably pass it.

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