12
Mar

Friendly New York City

I heard this from my mother–I dont know where she heard it.

A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out
and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears
some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of
his trunk!

He runs around and yells, Hey, bud, this is my car!

OK, the man says, You take the front and Ill take the back.

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