Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Given a fifty-fifty chance, you will be wrong 90% of the time.
IRS: Weve got what it takes to take what youve got.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
Two is not equal to three – not even for larger values of two.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A good scapegoat is hard to find.
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Apr
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- How to use an ATM machine…
- At the blood donor clinic
- The Boy Who Wrote To God
- New Programming Language: C + –
- Afrer heart attack
- Few occupational hazards
- X-Files: The science adviser to whaaat?
- Knock, Knock
- Bill Collector
- Jobs and Work joke #11019
- After 3 husbands – still virgin (Risque)
- Dont Ask . . . Dont Tell . . .
- Survey on italian men
- Smoke rings
- Clinton Strikes again