31
Dec
A frog went to get a loan at a bank.
The loan officers name was Ms. Patty Stack. When the frog told Ms. Stack that he wanted a loan, she asked if he had colateral.
He showed her something that, to her, looked like a marbel and said this is what I have for colateral.
She took it to the bank president and said theres a frog out there who wants a loan, and this is what he has for colateral (showing him the marbel).
She said do you know what this is, and should I give him the loan? The bank president said why, thats a nic nac, Patty Stack; give that frog a loan.