B. Bob wakes up early on the opening day of dove season, he feels like shooting something. He wakes up his wife and says Honey, remember that you promised to go to the hunting lease with me today.?

She says that she is not going anywhere with him today and to leave me alone!





Well, B. Bob gets pretty pissed off about his wife?s attitude; so, he says,



?Look, if you don?t go to the lease with me, then you will have to do something else for me?.



?You can do one of three things:



1. You can go to the lease.



2. I will fuck you in the ass.



3. You will give me a blow job.?





B. Bob?s wife just rolls over in bed and turns her back to him. This really adds to his disappointment and frustration. But, B. Bob just goes to the bathroom to shower and get dressed. Returning, a short time later, in his coveralls and hunting vest, he repeats his ultimatum to her with no success. All three of his wished were declined; each appeal met with only the words no, no, no.





Now he is really pissed and storms out of the house, into the garage. His wife hears a lot of noises: gear banging around, and doors slamming. After a few minutes it is quiet, there is silence from the garage, until suddenly, the dog starts yelping and growling. More slamming of doors and banging against the walls. This lasts for a few minutes until B. Bob storms back to the bedroom.





He says to his wife, ?well, I am ready to leave now. Which is it going to be??



?Are you going to the hunting lease with me??



?No?



?Then am I going to fuck you in the ass?



?NO you are not.?



?Well then it must be lucky number three. You are going to suck my dick!?





With that statement, B. Bob unzips his coveralls and pulls out his dick. His wife slowly sits up, moves to the edge of the bed, and pulls his dick into her mouth. She begins to lick and suck for a few seconds, but suddenly stops, spits, gags, and says, ?YOUR DICK TASTES LIKE SHIT?.





B. Bob answers, ?Yeah, the fucking dog didn?t want to go either.?