An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in an old Western town when he noticed a curious lack of women. Walking into the local saloon he asked a local, What do you fellas do around here for entertainment?

Ya mean women? asked the local yokel.

We aint got none. Round here folks fuck sheep.

Thats disgusting, cried the correspondent, Ive never heard of such moral degredation.

However, after a few months, the correspondents rocks were beginning to ache and the sheep were looking more and more attractive. So he finally went out and found himself a comely sheep, brought her back to his room, shampooed her and then tied ribbons in her hair. After a bottle of champagne, he lured the sheep into his bedchamber and released his pent-up frustrations.

Afterward, he escorted his four-legged lover to the saloon for a drink. As the correspondent and his wooly mate entered, a hush fell over the patrons and the anxious couple became the object of many stares.

You goddamn bunch of hypocrites! the reporter yelled. Youve been fucking sheep for years, but when I do it up right you look at me like Im some sort of crazy pervert!

One cowboy in the back of the crowd spoke up, Yeah, but thats the sheriffs gal!