An Amish boy was driving his horse-drawn buggy to town when he was stopped by a highway patrol officer.

Im not going to cite you, said the officer, I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.

I thank thee, said the Amish boy, I shall have my father repair it as soon as I return home.

Also, said the officer, I noticed that one of the reins to your horse is tied around your horses testicles. Some might consider this to be cruelty to animals so youd best have your father check this, too.

Again I thank thee, said the Amish boy, I shall have my father check this also when I return home.

True to his word, when the Amish boy got home he told his father about the broken reflector and his father said that he would repair it immediately.

Also, said the Amish boy, the policeman said that there was something wrong with our emergency brake.