19
Oct
Elderly woman meets elderly gentleman on the street.
Her: Arent you Ed Filby? I havent seen you in thirty-years.
Him: Thats me.
Her: You look pretty good – but a little pale. Where you been?
Him: Been in jail actually.
Her: Really! What did you do?
Him: Well, I killed my wife. I chopped her up in little pieces and
put her in the garbage disposal.
Her: Oh!… so youre not married!