Funny who you meet

Elderly woman meets elderly gentleman on the street.

Her: Arent you Ed Filby? I havent seen you in thirty-years.

Him: Thats me.

Her: You look pretty good – but a little pale. Where you been?

Him: Been in jail actually.

Her: Really! What did you do?

Him: Well, I killed my wife. I chopped her up in little pieces and
put her in the garbage disposal.

Her: Oh!… so youre not married!

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