Garment care instructions

Hey, some real comics over there in S. Korea. John Joss just bought a
sportshirt made by a Korean firm called Heet, with these instructions:

For best results, wash in cold water separately, hang-dry
and iron with warm iron. For not so good results, drag
behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roof rack.

(from Herb Caens column in San Francisco Chronicle of February 3, 1989)

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