This man walks into a Gay Bar not knowing its a gay bar and sits down at a table some gay guy walks up to him and says Wanna play football

The man says okay and thay go behind the bar the gay guy says alright a burp is a touch down and a fart is a field goal.

So the man says Im goin for the feild goal and the gay guy gets a small grin on his face, the man bends over and is about to fart and the gay guy butt f***s him the man goes what the hell why you do that.

The gay guy says I was trying to block your field goal.