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Dec

Gay guy in bar

The bartender got tired of hearing these five drunks arguing about who had the biggest dick.

So he yelled out: I am tired of this shit. Pull them out and put them up on the bar and I will tell you who has the biggest.

They were drunk enough that all five of them responded and placed their dick up on the bar.

At this time a homosexual walks in, and the bartender ask: May I help you?

To which he responds: Well, I came in for a glass of wine and a sandwich but I think I will have the smorgasbord.

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