A liberal came upon a genie and said, Youre a genie. Can you grant me three wishes? The genie replied, Yes, but only if youre feeling generous enough to share your good fortune. The liberal said, Im a liberal. Im always happy to share. The genie said, O.K., then, whatever you wish for, Ill give every conservative in the country two of it. Whats your first wish? I would like a new sports car. O.K., youve got it, and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. Whats your second wish? Id like a million dollars. O.K., you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. Whats your third and final wish? Well, Ive always wanted to donate a kidney.

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