10
May

Genie

A couple was playing golf and the husband hit his ball through the window of an expensive house. They go in and find a man sitting in a chair. They quickly begin to apologize but he cuts them off.
He says There is no need to apologize. I am a genie and the ball you hit has freed me from my prison. For that I will grant you one wish.
The couple agrees to wish for 2 billion dollars.
The genie then says, Okay when you go home you will have the money, but ask you one favor, may I have sex with your wife it has been so long since I had sex.I
The couple agrees and the genie and the wife go upstairs. After 30 minutes they come down.
The genie asks, How old is your husband?
The woman replies, 42.
And he still believes in genies?

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