Genie and two wishes

A man was walking on the beach and he found a lamp. A genie came out and the guy said, So do I get 3 wishes?

The genie said, No. Im in a bad mood, so you only get two.

The guy, who had fairly dark skin, wished to be white and surounded by pussy, so the genie turned him into a tampon.

The moral of the story is that you dont get anything without strings attached.

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