One night a guy walked into a bar and sat down next to this guy. He looks over and sees that he has a little piano player playing beautiful music! He asks where did you get that? The other guy replies See that guy at the end of the bar? Hes a geinie, and hell grant you a wish! So the guy calls over to the geinie for a thousand bucks. POOF! All of a sudden a thousand DUCKS flew into the bar. So the guy says to the other guy with the little piano player I think he has a hearing problem The guy exclaimed Do you think I asked for a 12-inch PIANIST?!?