This guy was out playing his weekly round of golf when he hit
a shot into the trap off the 11th green. So he pulls out his sand wedge
and takes a swing at the ball only to hit something metallic underneath.
Being curious, he digs away the sand only to find what looks like Aladins
Lamp. Its kind of dirty, so he takes out his golf towel to clean it off.
All of a sudden… POOF! … a genie apears from the lamp and says,

Sir, you have freed me from the lamp! For this I will grant you 3 wishes!

The man thinks for a moment and says, You know, I have everything I could
possibly want. Give the wishes to someone else. He quickly putts out and
leaves for the 12th tee.

The genie is flabergasted. To think that someone in this world could feel
so fulfilled that he could pass up not just 1 but 3 wishes! I know what
Ill do. To reward him, Ill grant him 3 things without him knowing. Now
lets see. What does every man want? Money! He will have all the money
he can use. Power! Every man wants that. And what else? … Sex! All
that he wants.

A couple of weeks later the man is coming toward the 11th green and there
is the genie – sunning himself in the trap.

Genie: (feeling smug) Hey. Hows it going?

Man: Couldnt be better. Last week I raised over $1,000,000 and gave the
most spellbinding and effective talk of my life. It looks like Im
gaining more influence among my peers and superiors. Things are great.

Genie: If you dont mind me asking, hows your sex life?

Man: Its great. Ive had two women in the last two weeks.

Genie: (looking puzzled) TWO women? Thats not very good!

Man: It is if youre a priest in a small parish!

Jeff David