A young man fell in a pit one day and found a magic lamp with a genie inside.The genie told him he would grant him three wishes. The mans first wish was to get out of the pit. **POOF** He then wished for all the gold in the world. **POOF**The man could not think of anything for his third wish so he bought a Ferrari with some of his gold. As he was driving in his new car, he turned on the radio began to sing along with his favorite advertising jingle: Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener… **POOF**