George W. Bush and the Jews

President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and asks, How come the Jews know everything before we do?

The CIA chief says, Its simple. The Jews have an expression, Nu, Vus Tutzuch (English translation: Whats Happening). They just ask each other and thats how they find out everything.

Impressed, George W. Bush says he personally wants to go undercover to see how this system works.

So the president gets disguised (the hat, beard, long sideburns etc.) as an Orthodox Jew, and is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to New York where he is secretly picked up in an unmarked car and secretly dropped off in Crown Heights, one of Brooklyns most Jewish neighborhoods.

As the president stands quietly on a busy street corner, a little old Jewish man comes shuffling along. Bush approaches him and whispers Nu, Vus Tutzuch?

The old guy whispers back, Did you hear that putz Bush is in Brooklyn?

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