30
Oct

Geriatric problems

Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says:
Fellas, I got real problems. Im seventy years old. Every morning at seven
oclock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give
me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.

The second old man says: You
think you have problems. Im eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00
I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all
kinds of stuff but nothing helps.

Finally the third old man speaks up:
Fellas: Im ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate.
Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I
wake up.

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