27
Sep

Get Em Outta Here!

A former UM football player was having a hard time graduating from college after his glory years as a star defensive end. After 8 years as an undergrad, the alumni and faculty were becoming embarrased. How can we get him out of here?, they asked.

Finally, one professor came up with an idea. Lets put him in front of the student body and let them ask him one question. If he gets it right, well give him a diploma.

Everyone agreed, so they put the UM student in front of the entire student body. The student body opted to ask him the question: What is one plus one? He received his question and he thought…and thought…and finally, after 10-suspense filled seconds, he shouted Two!!.

AWWWWWW, cried the student body. Give him another chance!

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