A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

But officer, the man said, I can explain.



Just be quiet!!! snapped the officer. …or Im going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back.



But officer, I just wanted to say….



And I said KEEP QUIET! Youre going to jail! A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, Lucky for you that the chiefs at his daughters wedding. Hell be in a good mood when he gets back.



Dont count on it, said the man in the cell. Im the groom!