Getting On The Bus

Ted and his wife where waiting at the bus stop with Harry, his spouse and Harrys nine children.

At last the bus drew up, packed with poeple.

The two women, and the nine children managed to get on. but the men where left behind and had to walk.

After trotting along the road for an hour, Teds walking stick got on Harrys nerves with its continual tapping.

Why dont you put a rubber on that stick! Harry complained.

Ted snapped back If youd put a rubber on your stick, wed have got on that blasted bus.

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