05
Feb

Girlfriend

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus 1.0
marketing name: Fiancee 1.0. Recently he upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0
and its a memory hogger, it has taken all his space; and Wife 1.0 must be
running before he can do anything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0
came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw. Some features Id
like to see in the Upcoming GirlFriend 4.0…

A Dont remind me again button

Minimize button

Shutdown feature

An install shield feature so that Girlfriend 4.0 can be completely
uninstalled if so desired (so you dont lose cache and other objects)

A Remote control for the these features would be a nice upgrade.

I tried running GirlFriend 2.0 with GirlFriend 1.0 still installed, but they
tried using the same i/o port and conflicted. Then I tried to unistall
GirlFriend 1.0 but it didnt have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall
it by hand, but it put files in my system directory. Another problem with
all versions of GirlFriend that Ive used is that it is totally object
oriented and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts.

***** BUG WARNING *****

Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1
before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before
doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install,
claiming insufficient resources.

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