Two girls go out one weekend without their husbands and got somewhat inebriated.

Staggering on their way home, they both desperately need a wee and with no public toilets in sight the nearest venue was a cemetery, so they both ducked behind the fence to relieve themselves. After theyd
finished, the first woman took off her knickers to wipe herself and then
threw them away. The other woman, realising she was wearing some

very expensive knickers, didnt want to throw hers away and so looked
around for something else and decided on using the ribbon off a nearby
wreath.

So now, feeling a lot better, they carried on with their stagger home.

The following morning the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone. One commented, I think we need to start keeping a closer eye on our wives you know. I reckon theyre up to no good. My wife came home last night without any knickers on!

The other one replied, Tell me about it! If you think thats bad, my wife
came home with a card stuck to her arse that read – All the members of the District Fire Brigade will never forget you.