A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street
with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and said, "Ive got to take you
in, pal. Youre obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely
sure Im drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, Im sure," said the copper.
"Lets go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank
goodness, I thought I was crippled."