It says: Press Any Key

It means: Press any key you like but Im not moving.



It says: Press A Key

(This ones a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the A key.)



It says: Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E

It means: … where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that its a hardware problem.



It says: Installing program to C:….

It means: … And Ill also be writing a few files into c:windows

and c:windowssystem where youll NEVER find them.



It says: Please insert disk 11

It means: Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks.



It says: Not enough memory

It means: I dont CARE if youve got 64MB of RAM, I want to use the

bit below 640K.



It says: Cannot read from drive D:….

It means: … However, if you put the CD in right side up…



It says: Please Wait….

It means: … Indefinitely.



It says: Directory does not exist….

It means: …. any more. Whoops.



It says: The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close.

It means: ….Makes no difference to me, youre still not getting your work back.