A man was in a bar one evening, when a drunk wandered over, shouting at the man I pulled your mum just now! the sober man just ignored him and carried on drinking.



About half an hour later the drunk wandered over again. This time he said: Your mum just gave me a BJ and swallowed again the man ignored and carried on talking to his mates.





Soon the very drunk man wandered over and shouted at the poor man – I just fucked your mum, using every posistion possible





Eventally the man bored of this idiot, turned around and said Go home dad, youre drunk.