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Nov

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A little girl is about to go to sleep, and she says her prayers:
God bless mummy, and daddy, and my brother, and may my dog rest in peace.
The next day, her dog falls down, stone dead.

About a week later, she is again about to go to bed, and she prays:
God bless mummy, and daddy, and may my big brother rest in peace.
During school the following day, her brother drops dead.

A while after that, she is about to go to bed, when she prays:
God bless mummy, and may daddy rest in peace.
The next morning, her mother opens the door, and finds the milkman dead on the doorstep.

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