The harbormaster was having troubles with his two young boys, so he decided to send them to Rev. Hawkins for some help.

The next morning Billy, aged 8, was sent. Upon arriving, the Rev. sat him down and sternly asked, Where is God ?

Billy sat there speechless, so the Rev asked louder, Where is God ?

Again no answer came from Billy, so the Rev. shook his finger in Billys
face and screamed, WHERE IS GOD ?

Billy screamed and bolted from the room, ran right home and dove into his closet, shutting the door behind him.

His older brother Joe watched this, slowly opened the door and asked,
What happened to you ?

Billy yelled, Were in big trouble this time, dude. God is missing and
they think WE did it.