One night, a man comes home slightly drunk and his wife (who is suspecting
hes cheating on her) questions his whereabouts…
Wife: Where were you??
Man: I was at this new bar called the Golden Bar. Everything is golden
Wife: Sure you were. Theres no such place!
Man: There is! They have huge golden doors, a golden floors, and even
golden urinals!
Wife: Oh, I BELEIVE you 100%
So, the next day the wife looks through the phone book for this golden bar.
Shes surprised when she finds a Golden Bar located across town. She decides
to call up and check this out for herself…
Wife: Is this the Golden Bar?
Bartender: Yes it is..
Wife: Do you have huge golden doors?
Bartender: Yes we do…
Wife: Do you have golden floors??
Bartender: We have them, too…
Wife: What about golden urinals?
Bartender (speaking away from phone): Hey Max, I think we have a lead on
the guy that fouled your alto-sax.
Tony Marasco