There is two woman that go fishing together all the time.One lady asked the other,why is it that I never get nothing but you always seem to get the fish.Her friend said,Well every morning I pull the covers back and see witch side my husbands penis is laying.If its on the right I fish of the right side,If its on the left I fish of the left.The first lady said HO I see but what do you do if its standing staigh up.Her friend replide WHO WANTS TO GO FISHING IF ITS STANDING!!!