Good and Bad News from the Doctor

This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the
doctor tells him, I have good news and bad news, what would you like
to hear first?

Patient, Well, give me the bad news first.

Doctor, You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years

Patient, Thats terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What
kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?

Doctor, You also have Alzheimers. In about three months you are
going to forget everything I told you.

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