Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You cant find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter borrowed it.
Bad: You find a porn movie in your sons room.
Worse: Youre in it.
Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.
Bad: Your husbands a cross dresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.
Bad: Your sons involved in Satanism.
Worse: As a sacrifice.
Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: Shes a lawyer.
Bad: Your wifes leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.
Bad: Your wifes leaving you.
Worse: To enter a convent.
Bad: Your wifes arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Youre arrested.
Worse: By your husband.
Good: The postmans early.
Bad: Hes wearing camos and has an AK-47.
Good: The secretary said yes.
Bad: Your wife says no.
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: Hes gay.
Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: So did the postman.
Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in.
Good: You get a three-day weekend.
Bad: You get the flu on Friday.
Good: You get tickets to the theatre.
Bad: Its performance art.
Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughters the headliner.
Good: Your boyfriends exercising.
Bad: So hell fit in your clothes.
Good: Your car conveniently runs out of gas.
Bad: For real.
Good: Your childs waiting for Mr. Right.
Bad: Your son, that is.
Good: Your daughters on the Pill.
Bad: Shes eleven.
Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: She weighs 350 pounds.
Good: Your sons doing extra credit work.
Bad: Making a sex ed video.
Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
Bad: Its counterfeit.
Good: Your wife bought a porn video.
Bad: Your daughters the star.
Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: You live downtown.
Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: Shes coming home.
Good: Your wifes kinky.
Bad: With the neighbors.
Worse: All of them.
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