Good news & bad news

Theres good news and bad news, the divorce lawyer told his client.

I could sure use some good news, sighed the client. What is it?

Your wife isnt demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement.

And the bad news?

After the divorce, shes marrying your father.

– from Readers Digest, January 1996.

submitted by Steve Keuchel

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