Good news and bad news

A man gets a telephone call from a doctor. The doctor says:
About this medical test I did on you, I have some good news
and some bad news.

The man asks for the good news first:

The good news is that you have 24 hours to live, says the doctor.

The man, incredulously: If that is the good news, then what is the bad news??

I couldnt reach you on the phone yesterday.

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