Good Predictions

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Adolf Hitler was very keen on the occult, so he went to a
fortune teller hoping that the woman could tell him how long he
would live.

After careful charting, she said, I cant predict the exact date of
your death, but I do know that you will die on a Jewish holiday.

And which holiday will this be? he asked.

It does not matter. she replied. Any day that you die will be a
Jewish Holiday.

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