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Jun

Gorilla Removers

A man wakes up one morning and theres a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, theres an ad for Gorilla Removers so he calls the number.The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. Hes got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. What are you going to do? the homeowner asks.Im going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then Im going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his nuts and not let go. Then I can get the gorilla into the back of the van.Whats the shotgun for? asks the homeowner.If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog!

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