Government worker

Kowalski worked for the Department of Transportation. One day he woke up ill, with a touch of laryngitis-but-being a dedicated employee he went to work. The boss felt rather sorry for him and didnt want him to do any physical labour-as they were repairing a part of the freeway.

Kowalski he says why dont you go down the road and tell people to slow down going through the construction

Kowalski is glad for the easy day: He stops the first vehicle:

Sir he whispers, his throat feeling worse please slow down, theres a Government crew up ahead

Okay the guy whispers back Ill try not to wake them

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