Great Female Comebacks

Man: Havent we met before?

Woman: Yes, Im the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

Man: Havent I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and Ill go to mine.

Man: Id like to call you. Whats your number?

Woman: Its in the phone book.

Man: But I dont know your name.

Woman: Thats in the phone book too.

Man: So what do you do for a living?

Woman: Im a female impersonator.

Man: Hey, baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not Enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized !

Man: Hey, come on, were both here at this bar for the same reason.

Woman: Yeah! Lets pick up some chicks!

Man: Im here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.

Woman: You mean youve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?

Man: I know how to please a woman.

Woman: Then why arent you leaving me alone?

Man: I want to give myself to you.

Woman: Sorry, I dont accept cheap gifts.

Man: If I could see you naked, Id die happy:

Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Id go through anything for you.

Woman: Good! Lets start with your bank account.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

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