1. No matter how hard you try, you cant baptise cats.

2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, dont let her brush your hair.



3. If your sister hits you, dont hit her back. They always catch the second person.



4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.



5. You cant trust dogs to watch your food.



6. Dont sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.



7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.



8. You cant hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.



9. Dont wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.



10. The best place to be when youre sad is Grandpas lap.