A young Greek man excitedly tells his mother hes fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, Just for fun, Ma, Im going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one Im going to marry. The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, Okay, Ma, guess which one Im going to marry. She immediately replies, The one on the right. Thats amazing, Ma. Youre right. How did you know? The Greek mother replies I dont like her.