The following comes from one the funniest TV shows in the UK, the comedy
sports quiz, They Think Its All Over. Its hosted by Nick Hancock.

In Spain earlier this year, a season ticket holder was refused entry to a
Real Betis home game for the flimsy and pathetic excuse that he was dead.
His family had brought his ashes to the match in a glass container.

Nick Hancocks comment was, Its coming to something when you cant take a
bottle of pop to the game with you.