A man in Tarritville, Connecticut, filed for divorce because his wife left him a note on the refrigerator that read: I have gone to the bridge club. Therell be a recipe for your dinner at 7 oclock on Channel 2.

A man in Hazard, Kentucky, divorced his wife because she beat him whenever he removed onions from his hamburger without asking for permission.

A deaf man in Bennettsville, South Carolina, filed for divorce because his wife was always nagging him in sign language.

A woman in Canon City, Colorado, divorced her husband because he forced her to duck under the dashboard whenever they drove past his ex girlfriends house.

A woman in Hardwick, Georgia, divorced her husband on the grounds that he stayed home too much and was much too affectionate.